Raegann's OB/GYN (and neighbor) gets "Cathy, the inflatable cow" (and decides it will be a great pool toy - the kids will never know):
A homemade gift - decorated with thumbtacks, house keys, pennies and Nick's face, "King of the Throne". I won't tell you what that big blob on top is. You can probably figure it out (p.s. It is not a turkey):
It was immediately stolen by Jen:
Sara opened Ryan's gift, a pair of silk boxer shorts with "Hot Stuff" written all over them. Those got stolen too:
Everything that was not photographed was purchased at Priscilla's. Including my gift, which nobody will ever see (or speak about).